Sorry i thought paper would protect you you asshole
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2 Apr When somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already-clenched fist. I'll say, “Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you. Asshole. As you can see, it wasn't the most imaginative observation ever written—probably every hacky stand-up has.
3 Sep A rock would tear that shit up in about a minute. Whenever I play Rock/Paper/ Scissors, I always choose Rock. When somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already-clenched fist. I'll say, “Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you. Asshole.”.
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
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Description:I thought paper would protect you This is a story about the moronic, arbitrary manner in which things become popular on the internet. These observations make me angry! From what I could tell, all of them were from a curious rewording of my original idiotic post.